the13thchair:

“I just need more time with you. You’re always at rehearsal or practicing.”

“It makes me happy. You don’t want me happy?”

“Wait, is that a trick question?”

“No. I’m pretty sure you want me to be happy and not angry to the point where I slash your tires.”

“Yes then. You’re sounding really good at that fast part that seems really difficult.”

“Thank you! I’ve been working really hard at it.”