Needs more bass clef.

psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:04:56 -0500

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

dirkfromstatefarm: lilcaliborn: Nothing to see here, just a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:04:12 -0500

dirkfromstatefarm:

lilcaliborn:

Nothing to see here, just a quick blog inspection.

Found him

anfagistan: i cannot believe she said that

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:03:59 -0500

anfagistan:

i cannot believe she said that

bekkaa: I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:03:19 -0500

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

death-limes: vaspim2k13: On Monday, during a parliamentary...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:03:08 -0500

death-limes:

vaspim2k13:

On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?

“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”

I think I’m going to be sick

“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun

reaill: babestuck: i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:02:49 -0500

reaill:

babestuck:

i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:00:09 -0500

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:13:37 -0500

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

snorlaxatives: i can’t wait till i’m 30 so i’ll finally look like a high school student according...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:13:06 -0500

snorlaxatives:

i can’t wait till i’m 30 so i’ll finally look like a high school student according to movies

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:12:59 -0500

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:12:52 -0500

kawaiitit: nunfollowed: find the hidden message: sned me ndues dudes semen

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:12:30 -0500

kawaiitit:

nunfollowed:

find the hidden message: sned me ndues

dudes semen

seifukucat: a flight attendant bursts into the cabin “is there a nerd on board?! terrorists have...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:12:10 -0500

seifukucat:

a flight attendant bursts into the cabin

“is there a nerd on board?! terrorists have hijacked this plane and refuse to land safely unless somebody explains the plot of neon genesis evangelion to them”

“finally” i think as i raise my hand “my time to shine”

jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:11:41 -0500

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

why do people even password protect their wifi Jesus said you should love they neighbour

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:11:13 -0500

why do people even password protect their wifi Jesus said you should love they neighbour

Alchemists HATE her!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:11:02 -0500

sasyquatch:

She can summon something out of nothing!

click here to find out how

modestdemidov:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:10:35 -0500

modestdemidov:

whatsacanada: whatsacanada: which country is the coldest chile

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:10:16 -0500

whatsacanada:

whatsacanada:

which country is the coldest

chile

tomrny: psyducked: when they let you cum inside i know my neighbors are so nice they always let...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:52:26 -0500

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

ekoenig2: i’m 50% cool and 50% cool

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:52:07 -0500

ekoenig2:

i’m 50% cool and 50% cool